Introducing...Elyse!

I am gaining a new flatmate to my 'little house on the prarie' this Weds. Expect a moving update soon. Elyse will be living somewhere between the music room and Crit's bedroom for the next month or so until it all settles down. But first she had to undergo a our traditional rigourous interview process. Here's what it goes like:

(Normally, we greet the future flatmate with biscuits on granny plates and attempt to look as cultic as possibly by all wearing the same T-shirt, but we didn't get our act together in time for this one)

Question 1: What is your bra size? This question is asked by Bron, who works at Bond's anyway so if the interviewee does not know, Bron will then squint at her chest and tell her what size she is. So far no males have applied, but I suspect she would still do the same to them.

Elyse's Answer: Don't know. It changes. In the interest of privacy I won't say what Bron said next.

Question 2: Do you fart a lot? This is asked by Crit, who has been traumatised by excessive farting on her in the past.

Elyse's Answer: Quite loudly and frequently, but it's hardly ever smelly. Quite a good answer I thought.

Question 3: Do you play a musical instrument? I don't know how we let Gabby through this one.

Elyse's Answer: Bass and Drums, but my hearts with the drums. Oh yeah another drummer!

Question 4: Can we borrow your clothes? The need for this question is determined as soon as the interviewee enters the room. The question is not 'can we' but rather 'will you mind when we do' since it's an unavoidable fate in this household.

Elyse's Answer: Haha Jaz already said "Hey when you move in I can borrow your clothing!"

Question 5: Can you cook? Don't know why we care, no one else can either.

Elyse's answer: Brad can.

Good answers to all. Elyse is in!