My first blog...

Well, firstly, the word blog sounds like some developer had very serious toilet humour. I think I shall say I posted today. Much more elegant.
Hello! If you are reading this, it means I have either been extremely persuasive or just plain coercive. Here comes the disclaimer: There is no guarantee that this will be in the slightest bit entertaining. I find my life quite interesting, but then, I'm the one living it. So if this fails to amuse, I can't be held responsible, because you were fore-warned.
Also, I shall attempt to keep this fairly credible, but since I am going to use it as a chance to sharpen up my writing skills and wax eloquent, persons and/or situations may not resemble reality in the slightest. Yo'd be surprised at what does happen in my reality anyway.